by William Skink
It’s time to pop the corks, Democrats! Forget the micro-aggression of that phallic-shaped bottle for just a second and enjoy the ultimate victory of identity politics: Hillary Clinton (and her vagina) now have an unencumbered path to the White House, thanks to James Comey’s statement today that the FBI will not be bringing charges against Hillary Clinton (and her vagina):
In a surprising statement which concluded moments ago, FBI directos James Comey announced that Federal officials have decided not to pursue federal charges against Hillary Clinton for her private email setup, an announcement that will send a shockwave throughout national politics.
In a press briefing at the bureau’s headquarters in downtown Washington, Comey said investigators and prosecutors had concluded there was not sufficient evidence to push forward with an indictment against Clinton, clearing her of a federal investigation that has loomed over her presidential campaign for nearly a year. Comey’s announcement comes just three days after the former secretary of State sat for a 3.5-hour interview with the FBI on Saturday, and just a few hours before President Obama is set to campaign with Clinton in Charlotte, N.C.
What is shocking is that Comey admitted that Clinton used not one but several different email servers, adding that 110 emails contained classified information and 8 contained top secret information, he also reported that Clinton did not turn over “several thousand” emails to the FBI and added that due to Hillary’s sloppy set up, it is possible that “hostile actors” got access to Clinton’s emails.
Yet, despite all these facts, the FBI has decided not to proceed with recommending charges.
It must be nice to live in a world where one is immune to the consequences of criminal behavior. There are literally thousands of people stuck in jail every day in this land of the free because they can’t afford to pay fines for petty ordinance violations, but Hillary Clinton can lie to Federal investigators, destroy evidence and run the State Department like a fucking fundraising arm of her sleazy foundation, and nope, the FBI and DOJ aren’t going to do a goddamn thing about it.
The reign of the Queen of Chaos approaches. The odious Trump will scare the lemmings to leap from the left side of the cliff instead of the right, but the result will be the same: obliteration by the rising fascist tide engulfing America, condemning us to more war and economic misery.